I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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