"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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