Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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