Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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