Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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