Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
pray to the hookup gods
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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