I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize