Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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