Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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