we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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