But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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