he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
soo... how was my night?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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