Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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