C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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