We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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