I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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