I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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