can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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