Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
how do flat chested girls get laid?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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