Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i was born a porn star she said
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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