I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
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