drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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