come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
