so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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