Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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