I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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