it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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