Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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