he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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