therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
This baby is an asshole
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
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