at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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