Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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