Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
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