haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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