That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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