In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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