? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
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