Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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