I must be too annoying 4 u.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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