I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Just high enough for therapy.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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