Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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