we have officially lost it.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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