dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
be right there i have to get my cape
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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