I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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