Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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