Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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