I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Small penises have feelings too.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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