its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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