lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
id be glad to
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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