nut hugger
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Randomize
