All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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