Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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