I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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