I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
