Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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