If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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