It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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