Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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